Robe

I don’t know about you, but when I get out of the shower, I want to stay warm AND be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. But which one? Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello? Maybe Michelangelo. You can keep warm…

It takes a true warrior to wield a bat’leth in combat and send your enemies to their deaths, but all of that fighting will get your sweaty and stinky. You need a shower. But what does a…