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Pete Holmes

Pete Holmes: Professor X Tries to Seduce Jean Grey

Pete Holmes: Professor X Tries to Seduce Jean Grey
(NSFW) Comedian and TV star Pete Holmes returns to the world of the X-Men. This time, Professor Xavier tries to use his psychic abilities to seduce Jean Grey. He allows Jean to look into his mind and…

X-Men: Professor Xavier Fires Magneto

X-Men: Professor Xavier Fires Magneto
Professor Xavier is going to have a tough time getting Magneto's help in defeating the Sentinels after he fires Magneto in this Pete Holmes Show clip.
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Realistic Mario on The Pete Holmes Show

Realistic Mario on The Pete Holmes Show
"Itsa me, concussed Mario!" The Pete Holmes Show shows us what the 1980s classic video game Super Mario Bros. might have looked like if the rules of physics actually applied.

Pete Holmes: Batman and Bane Go One-on-One

Pete Holmes: Batman and Bane Go One-on-One
Cleveland Cavalier Kyrie Irving stopped by The Pete Holmes Show and he and Pete riffed on Batman and Bane.

Batman & Bane Visit Buffalo Wild Wings

Batman & Bane Visit Buffalo Wild Wings
Pete Holmes and guest Ike Barinholtz enact a scene we didn't see in The Dark Knight Rises: Batman and Bane visit Buffalo Wild Wings for lunch.

The Outtakes From Prof. X Firing Nightcrawler

The Outtakes From Prof. X Firing Nightcrawler
Nightcrawler just about convinces Professor X to let him stay on as part of the X-Men in these outtakes from Pete Holmes.

Professor Xavier Sends Cyclops On His Way

Professor Xavier Sends Cyclops On His Way
Seems Cyclops is going to be looking for work, because Professor X has had enough of having a member of the X-Men who could accidentally kill everyone by losing his sunglasses.

Professor X Blackmails Storm

Professor X Blackmails Storm
Pete Holmes again plays the roll of Professor X as he talks to one of his minions: Storm. It seems he would prefer if storm used her powers for his convenience but Storm isn't convinced.

Professor X Sends Rogue Packing

Professor X Sends Rogue Packing
Pete Holmes again assumes the role of Professor Xavier and this time gives Rogue the boot before she can "accidentally" touch someone, killing them instantly,

Prof. X to Nightcrawler: Time to Crawl Back Home

Prof. X to Nightcrawler: Time to Crawl Back Home
Professor X calls Nightcrawler into his office to explain that he won't be part of the X-Men any longer. He's just too moist. And when he teleports it smells horrible.

Professor X Says Goodbye to Jubilee

Professor X Says Goodbye to Jubilee
Professor X is really cutting back on the dead weight over at the Mutant Academy and this time it's Jubiliee's turn to hit the bricks.

Professor X Asks Angel to Spread His Wings and Fly

Professor X Asks Angel to Spread His Wings and Fly
Professor X decides to take a look at Angel's file and can't seem to find any compelling reason to keep him around. Looks like Angel is going to have to take off.

Professor X Fires Gambit in This Pete Holmes Clip

Professor X Fires Gambit in This Pete Holmes Clip
Who's next? Professor Xavier has already fired Wolverine and now he's got to let Gambit go. The X-Men is becoming lean and mean under Professor X's watch.
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