X

EU Visitor Notice: This Website Uses Cookies

This website uses cookies to improve user experience, to provide analytical data to better serve our visitors, and to serve advertising to fund our operations. By using our website you consent to all cookies in accordance with our Privacy & Cookie Policy.

Your preference will be saved for 90 days, or until you clear your browser cookies.


I AGREE
I DISAGREE
Learn More

Alien Xenomorph Plush Is the Most Adorable Xenomorph

by Conner Flynn
Alien Xenomorph Plush Is the Most Adorable Xenomorphzoom in

Xenomorphs are terrifying. They will kill you dead in a heartbeat, yet people still seem to love them. If only you could have a cuddly Xenomorph pet that wouldn’t kill you in the dead of space. Well, now you can.

This alien Xenomorph plush from Abalaba is cute and huggable, and actually pretty adorable. It even seems to be smiling with it gleaming white chompers. There’s always the chance that this guy is trying to trick you so it can kill you later, but he’s so cute, I would be willing to take the chance and invite him into my home. Still, if you don’t hear from me within a few days, somebody call the Colonial Marines and hit this thing with a flamethrower okay? Because it has probably disemboweled me.

zoom in

Home | About | Suggest | Contact | Team | Links | Privacy | Disclosure    ©2012-2017 Awesomer Media