Weeping Angel Cookie JarSeptember 22nd, 2016
Don’t blink. Don’t look away. Don’t even move. Because when your cookies are in this Weeping Angel Cookie Jar, they become quantum locked. If you do blink, your cookies will disappear. Plus, you’ll get attacked by the cookie jar itself. If you want a cookie, just keep your eyes on it. If you want more than one, you’ll have to stand there staring as you chow down. You can’t just leave the room or no more cookies.
What maniacal madman came up with the idea of putting cookies into a jar like this? It’s insane. Stop stealing my cookies! Where’s the Doctor when you need him?