Imperial Forces Vandalize Millennium Falcon Shed

Humanity really disgusts me sometimes. Why do people want to hurt others or tear down what someone else has built? Maybe we all deserve to be hit with a Death Star Laser so we can start over and be nicer to each other. Remember that awesome Millennium Falcon shed that was a finalist for national Shed of the Year? Well, apparently it has been vandalised. And while I’d like to believe it was the Empire behind this, I’m pretty sure it was just some jerk Earthlings.

All of the windows on the shed have been smashed. In fact, this is the second time the farm has been targeted over the past few days. Marie Rogers, the farm’s manager, said the Star Wars shed was in the play area and used by children who “loved” it. “Everybody’s devastated, we work a lot with adults with disabilities and others who work hard to maintain the farm.”

Way to go jerks. Kids had something they loved and you ruined it. Bet you feel good about yourselves now.