Your Lack of Seasoning Is Disturbing

These Death Star Salt and Pepper Shakers are fully operational, and fully awesome. When the two halves are combined, it forms an armored space station capable of seasoning foods instead of destroying planets.

Each dash of these shakers will blast either salt or pepper onto your otherwise bland meal. The space station will look great at your kitchen table, so long as no X-Wings show up and exploit its vulnerabilities. And it is vulnerable alright, since there is a gap between salt and pepper sides that will accept a well-timed torpedo and blow the whole thing to hell.

These are a must for any Star Wars fan’s table.