The $25,000 Levitating Lightsaber Pen

Do you love Star Wars and also have way too much money? Need to be rid of $25,000 quickly? If so, you can now buy a lightsaber fountain pen with a levitating display stand. They must have a Kyber crystal inside to command that price right? Nope. Just ink.

The fancy fountain pens feature a Yoda or Darth Vader lightsaber theme and are made from bronze with black lacquer with palladium and rhodium finishes. The cap has a topaz crystal available in red or green to represent the blade. You also get a magnetic floating display stand.

S.T. Dupont Paris is only making eight of these very special pens. So naturally they have to be priced for rich people. No doubt George Lucas and Mickey Mouse are taking at least two of those slots.