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Star Trek Borg Bath Towel Set

by Conner Flynn
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$40   Buy

Resistance to your shower is futile. Your moisture will be assimilated and these Borg towels will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to their own. They will also look great hanging in your bathroom.

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The set includes a black bath towel with an embroidered row of grey and green Borg circuitry, and a hand towel with a green embroidered Borg symbol.

These towels are a great way to show your love for the Borg Collective. They are what the Borg would use if they took showers. Speaking of which, Borg ships must really stink. They probably at least spray each other down once in a while. I would hope. The Borg are very jealous of these towels.

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