Stay Puft Marshmallow SpreadSeptember 24th, 2015
Stay Puft Marshmallows actually became a real thing a few years back thanks to ThinkGeek, but what has the giant Marshmallow Man done for us lately? Not much. And I just know they are going to use him in that new reboot and totally make him look silly. Sillier I mean. But anyway, behold your new favorite spread. Stay Puft Marshmallow Spread.
I’m gonna spread some all over a sandwich and play some Jackie Wilson during a lightning storm.
Your love keeps lifting me higher. I said your love…
Lord Stay Puft! Rise! It’s alive. It’s alive!
Sadly this sticky stuff is exclusive to the UK for now. Damnit!