Stay Puft Marshmallow Spread

Stay Puft Marshmallows actually became a real thing a few years back thanks to ThinkGeek, but what has the giant Marshmallow Man done for us lately? Not much. And I just know they are going to use him in that new reboot and totally make him look silly. Sillier I mean. But anyway, behold your new favorite spread. Stay Puft Marshmallow Spread.

I’m gonna spread some all over a sandwich and play some Jackie Wilson during a lightning storm.

Your love keeps lifting me higher. I said your love…

Lord Stay Puft! Rise! It’s alive. It’s alive!

Sadly this sticky stuff is exclusive to the UK for now. Damnit!