Star Trek Uniform Laptop Bags and Fanny Packs
May 29th, 2015

Fanny packs have to be one of the most dubious fashion accessories of all time. If you wear one without irony, I don’t think there is a stylist in the world who could make you look cool. But if you are willing to embrace your inner nerd and you hang out with people who are sci-fi buffs, then there is a perfect fanny pack for you – the brand new Star Trek Phaser Fanny Pack available at thecoopshop.com.
This sleek, black, fake leather pouch has a very retro, 1970s Adidas Originals look, and it lists for $39.95(USD). It sports three stripes, the figure of a phaser stitched to the exterior and an interior lining featuring small likenesses of the Starship Enterprise. It’s perfect for storing all of your valuables in at the next comic book convention you attend.
In addition to this fanny pack, the site is also featuring a new Star Trek Uniform Laptop Bag. It comes in Engineering Red, Science Blue and Command Yellow, looks like an old school airline tote, and sports a small gold, metallic Starfleet insignia. It goes for $49.95, and I dare say you might actually be able to get away with wearing it devoid of any irony. Maybe.