Star Wars Dagobah Shower Curtain
May 1st, 2015

Luke, you must go to Dagobah. You mean, to meet Master Yoda and begin my Jedi training? No Luke, you must go to dagobah because you stink. Seriously, you’re rank dude. Go to Dagobah and get a shower. You still smell like wet Tauntaun guts.
This shower curtain will let turn your bathroom into the swamp planet Dagobah. Train however you like once you get the water going, but I don’t think you’ll find a little green guy inside to instruct you on the ways of The Force. Although if you stay in there for awhile, you will be all shriveled up and small like Yoda, so maybe you can instruct others.