Wampa Cake Looks Wampalicious

If you should ever find yourself caught in a cave on Hoth, held hostage by a Wampa, skip cutting off its arm, and go straight for its head. Then put it on a plate and serve it up. That’s because Wampas are actually filled with red velvet cake and bleed cream cheese frosting. At least that’s what Yummy Crumble told me.

In addition, Wampa fur is made from deliciously sweetened coconut. Yum. Wampa hair. Also, its horns are chocolatey delicious.

You can find the recipe for your own Wampa cake here – though I expect the only ingredients to be a Wampa and a lightsaber.