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Wampa Cake Looks Wampalicious

by Paul Strauss
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If you should ever find yourself caught in a cave on Hoth, held hostage by a Wampa, skip cutting off its arm, and go straight for its head. Then put it on a plate and serve it up. That’s because Wampas are actually filled with red velvet cake and bleed cream cheese frosting. At least that’s what Yummy Crumble told me.

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In addition, Wampa fur is made from deliciously sweetened coconut. Yum. Wampa hair. Also, its horns are chocolatey delicious.

You can find the recipe for your own Wampa cake here –¬†though I expect the only ingredients to be a Wampa and a lightsaber.

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