Realistic Gollum Cake Is Precious

Despite living a low-carb lifestyle these days, I still love cake – and most of the time that someone offers me a slice, I find it hard to refuse. This isn’t one of those times. I can think of nothing in this world less appetizing than a cake that looks exactly like Gollum.

I mean, I know it’s made of sugar, flour, chocolate and fondant, but I can’t help but think that it smells like fish and goblins. Never mind the fact that I’ve now got that voice stuck in my head. “Master should be eating cake. Master needs to keep up his strength.”

Despite the fact that I have no interest in eating this cake, you have to hand it to Karin Klenner of Sweet Little Treat. She certainly knows a thing or two about pastry art, and it’s really quite an impressive sculpt. Waiter, there’s a hair in my cake! Oh, those are just sugar strands. Nothing to worry about, I promise.