Leaked Lightsaber Scene from Star Wars Episode VII

We’ve all got our feelings about the “crossguard” lightsaber in the Star Wars: The Force Awakens teaser. With Darth Maul’s dual-blade lightsaber and now this impractical derivative, it’s only a matter of time before we have all manner of goofy lightsabers turning up. That time is now – if we’re to believe Happy Hour’s hilarious animated parody, which envisions a Star Wars sequel that’s all about the lightsabers.

My personal favorite is C-3PO’s hula hoop saber. That seems like it might actually work to protect you – assuming you don’t slice yourself in half with it first.