Terminator: Genisys Trailer: Paradox Edition

Between Terminator, Terminator 2, Terminator 3, Terminator: Salvation, and The Sarah Connor Chronicles, it’s damned near impossible to keep all of these timelines straight. In Auralnauts’ amusing parody of the Terminator: Genisys trailer, they do their best to untangle the tangled sequence of events, and uncover the fact that John Connor wouldn’t actually exist if any of this actually happened. Or would he? All I know is that I’d think it would be way easier to send a pair of pants through time than a man or a Terminator.

I am so confused now.