Darth Vader Not Allowed to Vote In Ukrainian ElectionOctober 28th, 2014
We told you recently about Darth Vader running for President in the Ukraine. It turns out that this is his actual legal name: Darth Alekseyevich Vader. Pretty weird world we live in. He’s the nominee of the Internet Party, and as such you would think that Vader could do whatever he wanted. I know I wouldn’t stand in his way.
However, when election time came around, he was unable to vote. When he approached the polls, an election worker insisted that he remove his helmet to confirm his identity. Lord Vader refused and then left. He is obviously sensitive about his disfigurement. You can’t blame him. I bet someone is going to pay for that. Just wait until he tells Grand Moff Tarkin about this.