2001: A Space Odyssey HAL 9000 Watch
August 21st, 2014

What time is it? Time to open the pod bay doors, Hal. I’m sorry, Dave, it is not time to open the pod bay doors. Damnit, Hal! I sense elevated blood pressure, Dave. Should I inject your wrist with a sedative? No, Hal! Very well, Dave.
This watch will remind you that computers can kill you whenever you check the time. This stylish watch has a simple design that looks just like the HAL 9000 computer. At least this version of Hal will not turn against you and try to kill you. I don’t think. Although it may or may grip your wrist in a death grip and never let go.