10 Superheroes With Completely Useless Powers

People often ask questions like, “if you could have one superpower, which would it be?” Favorite answers include invisibility, the ability to fly, and superstrength. Rarely does anyone choose one of the superpowers gifted to these superheroes as shared by AllTime10s, The ability to weld dead dogs to the faces of evildoers? The ability to pick up CB radio signals in your head? What is this, 1973? Our favorite is the much maligned Skateman.