12 Simple Tips to Ninja-Proof Your Home

The Movoto real estate blog has put together 12 handy tips on how to protect your house from ninjas. We suggest visiting the Movoto site for the full, interactive graphic and additional tips. Some of the tips make a lot of sense: have squeaky floors and trap doors leading to spike-filled pits; lots of surveillance cameras and facial recognition software; and powerful ventilation systems to thwart a ninja’s smoke bombs; and steel walls and ceilings so that the ninja’s climbing spikes will be useless.