This High School Looks FamiliarAugust 15th, 2016
Can your high school make the Kessel run in 12 parsecs? I doubt it. Pennsylvania’s Parkland High School can. From the sky, it looks just like the Millennium Falcon. I bet the builders had a good laugh about this while no one else had any idea.
Sir, the possibility of successfully graduating from such a school is approximately 3,720 to 1.
You graduated in that? You’re smarter than I thought.
I really wish I had gone to school here. I would have learned all about shooting down enemy TIE Fighters and smuggling cargo, not to mention the mechanical skills necessary to keep a ship like this in top shape.